HEAVYHORSES.CO.UK
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This site was made in 2000 by D J Norry and Son
Dad paid for the domain name and did the outline for the site
I made it look cool
It was created using FrontPage 2000™, Publisher™ and Paint shop pro™
The pictures were taken with Dad's Fuji DX-10™
They're copyright 2000 by dobbin enterprises™
Mom said 'that looks nice' a lot
Additional HTML code by Chester™
Additional replacement Keyboards supplied by Memorex™
Internet connection by Red Hot Ant on the odd occasion it connects
Gaffer: Wynn Hull (Don't argue with him when he's ploughing)
Nude scenes: Don't I wish™
Best boy: Me of course
Camera man: Emma (took lots of pictures of the floor)
Stunt coordinator: Phil Wilson
Stunt rider: Derek 'Wo Chester Wo" Norry
Furrows ploughed by Hope & Glory
Unnecessary ™'s by ™corp™
Key Grip: Dad holding on for grim death
Floor Manager: Mom was sick on it at Chris & Elsie's barbecue
Sound Effects: David Norry - Snoring, and farting loudly
Filmed in glorious Technicolor®
No animals were harmed in the production of this web site
Except Chester who got a clout around the nose when he kicked Phil
And Sheba who got hit with a baseball bat (accidentally)
Sound track available on Lucy records
Copyright MM Dobbin Enterprises LTD
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